QotW: Hollywood Hottie

Who is the hottest person in Hollywood right now?

I shall offer two, in order to be fair and balanced to both sexes.  Here is my male offering:

George Clooney

I mean, really.  Can one do any better than George Clooney? He's easy on the eyes.  He's a distinguished gray.  He's got a husky, sexy voice.  He's classy and well-groomed.  He's a great actor and director.  He's MICHAEL CLAYTON.  He's a humanitarian.  He's saving Darfur with Don Cheadle.  He was on THE FACTS OF LIFE and didn't disappear like Mackenzie Astin.  His mother aunt is Rosemary Clooney, and happens to star in one of my all-time guilty pleasure movies, WHITE CHRISTMAS.  I have encouraged B to use him as his personal style guru and role model.  Whenever we go clothes shopping, I say to him, "Would Clooney wear that?"  Whenever we go to the hair salon, I say to him, "How would Clooney get his hair cut?"  Whenever B starts to chew with his mouth open, I say to him, "Now, would Clooney eat his food like that?" Works like a charm, and B has never been so smokin'.  P.S. When we went to buy B's tuxedo for our wedding, we actually used the degree of "Clooneyness" of each suit to gauge its merit.  B ended up with a swanky Hugo Boss, and I seriously nearly passed out from the heat he was giving off in it. Hot, you guys.  Hot.

And here is my female offering:

Katherine Heigl

"Isn't [she] the cutest thing?" You can't help but like her like Sally liked Linus Van Pelt.  I've said it once, I'll say it again:  Katherine Heigl can be my bestest gal pal any day.  We could wear clothes from Anthropologie and arrange flowers we just picked in Central Park and have cappucinos and eat sticky buns in an outdoor café that plays our favorite tunes from high school and chat about social injustice and Essie nailpolish. I envy her ability to be super beautiful and also super fun and also super normal.  It's a rare combo.  I particularly love her tendency to make faces like this.  She manages to channel Marilyn Monroe while being a total goofball. What a doll.  I wish B would have a celebrity crush on her instead of ScarJo (Scarlett Johansson).  P.S. The guy in the picture with her bugs me.  He's all pursy-faced... what's his problem?  He was probably overcome by Katherine's hotness and had to hold his breath and think about his grandmother as she grazed past him so he wouldn't involuntarily try to stick his tongue down her throat.  I mean, really.  Wouldn't you?

Cheers,
filmfangirl